Key features

• •Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage
• •What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!"
• •Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
• •Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."
• •"The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973
• •As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."