Master Series Jizz Water Based Lube, Semen Scented, 8.5 Ounce
Key features
- •Resembles the look, feel, and scent of authentic semen
- •It is white, creamy, and musky
- •Non-staining, it stays slick and cleans up easily
Master Series Jizz Water Based Lube, Semen Scented, 8.5 Ounce
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Customer Reviews
Reviews sourced from verified Amazon purchasers3.8
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Does what it says on the tin. Water based.
P✓ Verified Purchase•April 10, 2018
Thinner and more opaque than "spunk", fyi.
Also comes in a "shampoo" style flip top, which is mildly annoying. But definitely looks more realistic than "spunk", according to my (admittedly totally unscientific and informal) polling :P
Tastes a bit like KY, and gets sticky (clearly a standard waterbased lube, with all the drawbacks that entails). But hasn't irritated my very sensitive skin, so that's nice!
Also comes in a "shampoo" style flip top, which is mildly annoying. But definitely looks more realistic than "spunk", according to my (admittedly totally unscientific and informal) polling :P
Tastes a bit like KY, and gets sticky (clearly a standard waterbased lube, with all the drawbacks that entails). But hasn't irritated my very sensitive skin, so that's nice!
... as advertised but when it becomes dry it looks like you have dandruff in all the wrong
Amazon Customer✓ Verified Purchase•March 5, 2018
Product is as advertised but when it becomes dry it looks like you have dandruff in all the wrong places
Is that... hair gel?
Shawn✓ Verified Purchase•February 13, 2018
This certainly does check the boxes for look and consistency, but I do agree that the smell isn't like any I've experienced before. At least the taste isn't as peculiar as the smell. I bought this as an alternative to Spunk lube (another great product) because I wanted a pseudo-semen lube that was water-based instead of the hybrid water/silicone blend of Spunk. If you're in the market for such a product, it's definitely worth checking out, but when I buy another bottle I think it will be the unscented version.
Nice Thick Semen-like Lube
Daniel Y.✓ Verified Purchase•November 14, 2017
So the aroma is close but not quite like real semen. Though getting the aroma right is not easy since each man's semen varies.
I like the viscosity and it will dry out so it needs to be wetted a bit to keep going. Also a higher viscose lube tends to require more.
What it lack is that pearly consistency that semen has. Here's a tip to solve that problem. Put some in a small bottle, like the ones individual hand sanitizers come in, and add a small amount of olive oil. Then shake it and pour. This gives it a more realistic appearance. It also makes the product a bit more audible so if you like making noise when you masturbate, this works.
I like the viscosity and it will dry out so it needs to be wetted a bit to keep going. Also a higher viscose lube tends to require more.
What it lack is that pearly consistency that semen has. Here's a tip to solve that problem. Put some in a small bottle, like the ones individual hand sanitizers come in, and add a small amount of olive oil. Then shake it and pour. This gives it a more realistic appearance. It also makes the product a bit more audible so if you like making noise when you masturbate, this works.
Does Look Like the Real Deal
Candice✓ Verified Purchase•October 7, 2017
This is amazing. It isn't sticky, doesn't irritate, easily washes off yet still has long lubrication lasting hours and it doesn't stain. But the best part is that it does look like the real thing! I got the unscented because I don't like the smell of the real stuff so I didn't want the scented version. I wouldn't recommend ingesting this though. Strong chemical taste. Just leave it on the outside of the body. My husband likes how it gives the appearance of multiple men doing their thing without there actually being more men. That gets him going. Super kinky.
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