Put my door knocker on the door and love, love, love, absolutely love it!! So do my guests!! You just gently swing and knock his balls on the door! NOT TOO HARD though!! We all know how sensitive balls are!! And who hasn't been hit in the balls before?!

Outstanding !

Lost both testicles in an IED explosion and thought our government would pay the cost for surgery and a couple of prosthetic implants. However, prosthetic testicles serve no physical health function and the government does not pay for cosmetic surgery, except in rare cases where the service member's physical health is in jeopardy from a previous cosmetic surgery (like removing leaky breast implants). Life has been very challenging since I'm losing my balls. My wife left, followed shortly by our 13 kids, then my dog peed on me while I was trying to nap and ran away. I've seen relationships as a bad idea ever since as eventually I'll have to explain my why my junk is do hideous and that some government accountant has decided I'll continue as a castrated hideous breast.

NOT NO MORE! When I saw this product, I immediately knew that my life could return to normal for only a couple hundred bucks. So I quickly ran up stairs and explained this product to my mom (I've had to move back home and live in my mom's house), borrowed her credit card, and placed my order.

Processing my order and delivery were right on time and delivered my testicles in two days. However, I was thoroughly disappointed that these balls were so small, but it's better than none at all. I also had to pay some homeless guy $40 to make a small incesion and shove these in place since I don't have the money for surgery, my mom's social security check isn't enough, and I haven't had any friends since everyone heard I was coming home from the military as a ball-less soldier. But not no more. Even those these are (very) small, there are better than nothing and don't require a larger incision, like if I were using marbles or something larger.

Now that I have testicles once again, I'm very happy. My wife came back to me, all my kids came home (not sure if that is good since the oldest is now 31), I now have 3 friends, and my dog came home.

This product is amazing for how it turned my life around for only a couple hundred bucks, even though I'm using it for something other than intended.

Thank you

AWESOME PRODUCT! I get so many compliments and is the perfect conversation starter. What can I say- people love my balls! After installation, I noticed folks stopped using the doorbell but they're always wearing a smile when I open the door.