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Yoplait Go-gurts used to be my favorite addition to my school lunches in elementary school. However, it began to get to a point where all I began to think about were Go-gurts. They began to take control of my subconscious which ultimately caused me to seclude myself away from any trace of civilization, but not before buying a fresh supply of Go-gurts. Soon after, I found an ideal clearing in a forrest hundreds of miles away from the nearest traces of civilization, which made my new Go-gurt friends very happy. I then began the difficult task of building myself a new house solely out of the Go-gurt boxes I had just bought. This proved to be extremely hard, as Go-gurt boxes are not a very suitable building material and would probably collapse mere seconds after completion, but my love for Go-gurts pushed me on. This continued on deep into winter, until I was attacked by a pack of wolves. My Go-gurt friends didn't like this and immediately joined my side in the fight. One after another, the wolves came at us, but my Go-gurt friends stood their ground and picked them off one by one until only a single wolf remained. After negotiating with the wolf for hours, he too agreed to join in on the efforts to finish building my Go-gurt dream house. The day finally came when the house was finished and a great celebration followed, but it was short-lived. Without warning, we were attacked by a great army of Go-gurts. As my the enemy began engaging my army of Go-gurts, I wondered why these Go-gurts were attacking us; after all, we were all fellow Go-gurts, why couldn't we just live in peace? It wasn't until I picked up a fallen enemy Go-gurt and checked the expiration date that I realized these were the Go-gurts I had left at my previous home back in civilization. Everything began to make sense; after not returning after a certain amount of time, my Go-gurts back home must have gotten worried and gone after me. As each second got more and more Go-gurtier, I made the bold decision to escape and run far away, assisted by my wolf friend only to make it back in time to make this review. As we speak, a great battle is ensuing between two great armies of Go-gurts. If I don't update in 7 days, it means the enemy army of Go-gurts have found me and forever bound me to their will. BUT, let this not discourage you. Let this be a reminder that Go-gurts are not to be messed with. Purchase this product at your own risk.